Quote of the day: A long time ago

"The first time we heard about Bubble Bobble, we were really turned off. 'So wait,' our nine-year-old brains said. 'You're a fat little boy turned into a fat little dinosaur, and you have to stop fat little monsters in pastel colors ... by blowing bubbles at them? No, thanks, I'm pretty sure I'm straight. Where's Contra?'" --Rick Moya